Daily Archives: 27 January 2009

The IT industry and Chuck Norris

A selection of IT related Chuck Norris facts that arrived by e-mail.

  • Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C – TWICE
  • Chuck Norris is the Domain controller
  • Chuck Norris has the IP 0.0.0.0
  • Chuck Norris is mailer-daemon
  • Chuck Norris has Windows XP on his Apple MAC
  • Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error
  • Chuck Norris CPU doesn’t have a fan
  • Chuck Norris can write DVDs on floppy drive
  • Chuck Norris invented the internet
  • Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad
  • Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his 14400k modem & that’s how we got ADSL
  • Chuck Norris’ dot matrix printer prints photos – in colour
  • Chuck Norris’ PC speaker gives him 7.1 DTS surround sound
  • Chuck Norris monitor has no glareā€¦ no-one glares at Chuck Norris
  • Chuck Norris can edit PDF files
  • Chuck Norris rips CDs with his hands
  • Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail
  • Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard
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