A selection of IT related Chuck Norris facts that arrived by e-mail.
- Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C – TWICE
- Chuck Norris is the Domain controller
- Chuck Norris has the IP 0.0.0.0
- Chuck Norris is mailer-daemon
- Chuck Norris has Windows XP on his Apple MAC
- Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error
- Chuck Norris CPU doesn’t have a fan
- Chuck Norris can write DVDs on floppy drive
- Chuck Norris invented the internet
- Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad
- Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his 14400k modem & that’s how we got ADSL
- Chuck Norris’ dot matrix printer prints photos – in colour
- Chuck Norris’ PC speaker gives him 7.1 DTS surround sound
- Chuck Norris monitor has no glare… no-one glares at Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris can edit PDF files
- Chuck Norris rips CDs with his hands
- Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail
- Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard
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