Address Change

The address of this blog has changed from craniac.wordpress.com to craniac.net.  The old address should continue to work as should the old address for my RSS feed.  It might be a good idea though to change the address of your feed subscription to https://craniac.net/feed/.

Cold Water Crucifixion

Cold Water Crucifixion

Swimwear, Africa Style

Swimwear, Africa Style

On South African beaches it is not at all uncommon to see African women venturing into the water in their underwear.

Hunters and Collectors

As an active Flickr member I am always dismayed when I come across an account belonging to what I call a collector.  This is someone who has created a free account, not added a custom icon or profile details and has posted no photographs.  They simply collect huge numbers of favourites, usually of a narrow set of subject matter, often of the eye candy variety.

This morning such a person added some of my photographs of female surfers to their favourites.  I found that this person has almost 8,000 favourites but that gathering favourites is their only activity on Flickr.  As someone whose images have been targeted by this person I am curious as to what the purpose of the collection is.  In the case of this person, the favourites are largely photographs containing women wearing tight clothing.  Among the targets are surfers, triathletes, women swimming with dolphins and women dressed as superheroes.  It almost conjures up visions of some socially inadequate guy living in his Mom’s basement, sitting in front of his computer wearing women’s underwear and a leather mask; frantically rubbing himself while scrolling through his thousands of favourites, deriving sexual pleasure from images that are not sexy at all to the average person.  Freaky!

As Flickr is a photo sharing site, I am certainly not in favour of these collectors and tend to ban them when I find them targeting my images.  This doesn’t mean I ban everyone with favourites but no images of their own.  If someone has a varied, and reasonably small collection of favourites, that’s fine.  It’s the creepy ones with the huge, narrow and vaguely fetishy collections that I object to.

Bemused

Bemused

This couple were walking towards me and stopped for him to adjust something on her hat. I thought it would make a nice photo and she seemed rather bemused to be in front of my lens.

Five Apples

Five Apples

I found a half-eaten apple on the beach and shot five exposures, positioning the apple differently for each. I then combined these as layers to form this final image.

It’s Official, I’m a Dirty Old Man

I was in the mall this morning, waiting my turn for the ATM.  Alongside waiting her turn at another bank’s ATM was an absolutely stunning woman, definitely not a girl, and I didn’t even think of her as a young woman; she was somewhere in her late twenties or early thirties I would say.  She was wearing a denim miniskirt and heeled slip-on sandals, between which were the most gorgeous pair of long, sculpted, perfectly tanned legs.  As she took her turn at the ATM she lifted her heels off the soles of her shoes, standing on tiptoe, which only served to show off the muscular definition in her legs even more.  I couldn’t help but admire these lovely legs and figure, and the lovely face and cute, short, blonde hair style that was revealed when she turned away from the ATM.

As she moved away she stopped opposite me to talk to someone she knew while she was putting her money away.  She dropped a coin the landed up between us.  Being a gentleman, not to mention in thrall of her legs, I bent to pick it up and placed it in her hand, to which she said "Dankie Oom" and suddenly I felt really old.  If mature women are calling me Oom, then I must look a lot older than I feel.

I should probably explain this for the benefit of non-South African readers.  Afrikaans people use the terms Oom (Uncle) and Tannie (Auntie) as a sign of respect for older people.  In some ways it is similar to the English Sir and Madam although perhaps less formal and carrying more of a connotation of respect for elders than respect for a stranger or person in a position of authority.  As an English-speaking South African I understand that it is a sign of respect but I still find it unnerving to be called Oom by someone I would consider an equal.  It is understandable for a child or youth to use this form of address to an adult but I would not expect another adult to address me in this way, even if there is a ten or fifteen year gap in our ages.

Nuweberg Dawn

Nuweberg Dawn

First Swim of the Season

I had my first swim of the season this evening. I was feeling hot and tired around 6:30pm so I checked the thermometer in the pool and decided that 24°C was a pleasant enough temperature to swim in. A bit chilly getting in but nice once I was in. I had my glasses on so just swam a few relaxed lengths. Of course they would have been more relaxing if Snowy, our Maltese poodle hadn’t been racing around the pool barking at birds.

What Is It About Me and Gifts?

I seem to have an incredible knack for upsetting my loved ones when it comes to gifts for special occasions.

I was away in the army when I turned 21, on patrol in Angola to be specific, and two of my comrades gave me gifts of a can of warm beer and a pack of cigarettes. I had been wanting to get myself a nice watch for some time and when I came home on leave, one of the first things I did was go and buy myself one. I couldn’t afford the Seiko I wanted but settled on a nice Pulsar, that I still wear today. When I got home from the shop I showed it to my late mother, thinking she would be pleased at my purchase. Her reaction was quite the opposite; she became angry at me, saying she was going to buy me a watch as a 21st gift, and that I should have realised that. She seemed to think that I had done it deliberately to spite her and responded by giving me no 21st birthday gift at all.

Over the years since then I have on several occasions upset Mela; sometimes by buying myself something only to find that she had already bought it for me as a gift for an upcoming birthday or Christmas; other times by not immediately using a gift she gave me. This was the case last year when she bought me a lovely new wallet. I put it away for the day when my current wallet wore to the point of needing replacement. Mela, thinking I didn’t like her gift, became upset. I explained that, in general, men are not like women who will happily use more than one of the same item, alternating between them from time to time. Most men on the other hand prefer to use a single item until it wears out before starting to use another. This was the case with the wallet. I have lately been eyeing the corner of my current wallet that is starting to tear and thinking that I will soon start using the one Mela gave me.

The latest upset happened today when I bought myself a Fisher Space Pen, something I’ve been wanting to get for a long time. I showed it to Mela when I got home and she became upset as she had already bought one last month as my Christmas gift. Now Mela is upset because I ruined her surprise and I’m sad because I’m reminded of the 21st birthday watch incident. Sometimes I wonder if it is safe to buy myself anything without checking with my family first, but then it would have been difficult for Mela to keep her secret while preventing me from buying the pen if I had mentioned my plan to purchase it. But in any case, I am sorry I spoiled your surprise my love.